貓咪對談日之主子說的對

貓咪對談日之主子說的對Answer Your Cat’s Questions Day

如果貓貓會說話，猜猜牠會說什麼？

What's the matter?

有何貴幹？

Can’t I go outside for just a little bit?

我不能只出去一下下嗎？

Why do you take hundreds of photos of me daily?

為什麼每天要為我拍幾百張照片？

Why did you bring strangers to my home?

你為什麼要帶陌生人回我家？

Must you leave again for this thing called work?!

一定又是那個叫做工作的要你離開？！

Why do you keep petting me when I tell you to stop?

當我告訴你停下來時，為什麼還一直撫摸我？

Prepare for battle if you rub my tummy!

如果你亂揉我的肚肚我就跟你開戰！

I’ll give you a knuckle sandwich.

吃我一拳！